Thursday, January 18, 2007
9:47 PM
Yo this is MEEE. back with the random thing agains luh!
seems like no one is tagging. o well me a one man show!!
I OWN THIS GROUP LOLS/
okay here are some chain mails i went through in some weird website:
I am a girl I am 7 years old my name is Teddy I have no eyes or ears or mouth I am dead if you do not send this to at least 10 people in 1 hour's time you will be dead...Hello, and thank you for reading this letter. You see, there is a starving little boy in Baklaliviatatlaglooshen who has no arms, no legs, no parents, and no hope. This little boy's life could be saved, because for every time you pass this on, a dollar will be donated to the Little Starving Legless Armless Hopeless Boy from Baklaliviatatlaglooshen Fund. Remember, we have no way of counting letters sent and this is all a lie. So go on, reach out. Send this to 5 people in the next 47 seconds. Oh, and a reminder- if you accidentally send this to 4 or 6 people, you will die instantly. Thanks again!!Hi there!! This chain letter has been in existence since 1897. This is absolutely incredible because there was no e-mail then and probably not as many nerdy little 8 year olds writing chain letters. So this is how it works. Pass this on from 1 to 5067 people in the next 7 minutes or something horrible will happen to you like:
Queer Horror Story #1Miranda Pinsley was walking home from school on Saturday. She had recently recieved this letter and ignored it. She then tripped in a crack in the side walk, fell into the sewer, was gushed down a drainpipe in a flood of crap, and went flying out over a waterfall. Not only did she smell nasty, she died. This could happen to you!!!
Queer Horror Story #2Dexter Bip, a 13 year old boy, got a chain letter in his mail and ignored it. Later that day, he was hit by a car and so was his boyfriend (hey, some people swing that way). They both died and went to Hell. They continued to suffer in Hell where they were both cursed to eat adorable kittens every day for eternity. This could happen to you!!!Remember, you could end up like Pinsley and Bip did. Just send this letter to all of your loser friends, and everything will be Ok.
As if you care, here is a poem that I wrote. Send it to every one of your friends.
FRIENDS-A friend is someone who is always at your side,
-A friend is someone who likes you even though you smell like crap,
-A friend is someone who likes you even though you're disgustingly ugly,
-A friend is someone who cleans up for you after you've soiled yourself,
-A friend is someone who stays with you all night while you cry about your loser life,
-A friend is someone who pretends they like you when they really think you should be butted by a mad goat and then thrown to vicious dogs,
-A friend is someone who scrubs your toilet, and vacuums, and then gets the check and leaves, and doesn't speak much English -- no, sorry, that's the cleaning lady,
-A friend is not someone who sends you goofy chain letters because he wants his wish of his manhood to come true.
Now pass this on! If you don't, Satan will visit you in your sleep!!
These are so so funny LOL.
You can pass them on if you like yeah.
Btw, the longest recorded flight of a chicken is 13 seconds.
TAHS~
SPLMS pwn you :D
